100+ Funny Castle Captions for Instagram

Funny Castle Captions for Instagram

Are you looking for some funny castle captions for Instagram? You’ve come to the right place.

We’ve collected a list of 100+ funny castle captions that are perfect for your next post. Whether you’re going on vacation or just have a thing for castles, we’ve got the right caption for you!

Funny Castle Captions for Instagram

You’re about to meet the new #1 castle in town… it’s gonna be a royal good time

No one says castle like this.


The best part of going on a castle tour is seeing all the different ways people have transformed these old structures into their own homes.

You’ve been warned about the castle monsters. The only way out is to look at them in new and exciting ways.

Here’s your chance to be a king or queen of your own castle. #castle

A castle is where your dreams come true.


Your castle is a little bit off.

Remember that castle dreams are not just castles in the clouds but also castles of imagination.

If you are going to make a castle, make it a good one.

The castle is calling.


It’s a castle. Of course it’s fun.

The best kind of castle is the one you can’t afford, but want anyways.

Your castle needs its moat.

Nothing says “Happy Birthday” like a castle made of cake.


Can’t wait to welcome you to our wondrous castle.

We’re not sure if we’re building a castle or a tomb. Either way…who’s in?

The perfect party setting for a princess or prince.

When the only thing you can think of is how awesome it would be to be King.


Are you ready to party? 🎉

We’ve got you covered for the whole thing.

This is the moment you have been waiting for.

Sometimes you need a little lift.


For the epic adventure that awaits.

A castle can be funny, scary and everything in between. We recommend you wear your favorite pair of pajamas.

The only way to guarantee fun at the castle is to bring friends!

Nothing says “let’s get this party started!” like a castle.


We’re not a castle. We’re the castle.

My castle is a little bit on the awkward side. What do you think?

Who’s ready for a round of Castle Crashers?

It’s kind of like being in a castle but even less magical.


The tall tower of fun is all that remains at this point.

A little bit of magic…A lot of fun

The ultimate place to make all your dreams come true.

Sometimes you just need to take a break from reality.


Are you ready to build the Biggest?

Our castle is playful and imaginative. Come build your own on our website!

No one ever said castles had to be boring.

The fun never stops at the castle!


The more castles you build, the better your castle looks.

Hey, this castle is looking mighty fine.

Your castle has been captured by the enemy army. Your only hope is to sneak in and rescue it before they blow it up.

I’m a castle, come by and explore.


A castle for all your royal occasions.

The most magical place on earth is right here in my castle.

When you create an Instagram story, it can be difficult to decide what to write: a caption is always a good place to start.

People think we’re just a bunch of craftsmen, but they don’t know what we do behind the scenes.


We do the hard work, so you don’t have to.

Take a funny selfie with the most iconic castle in the world.

You know what’s better than a castle? A castle that looks like this.

Show up to your next party in a castle made of candy.


We’ve got a castle for you, we’ll build it where it needs to be.

This castle is more than just a home, it’s a playground.

Everything is better with a castle in the background

The only way to escape the castle is to build your own.


The sun is out, the castle is open, and it’s time to #CastleInTheSky at @Disneyland.

Reign it in. Reign over this castle.

The weekend has arrived. Time to party like a king and queen…

What could be more fun than this?


The only reason we’re not on fire is because we’re made of stone

Built to be a “funny castle”

If you love to laugh, then this is the castle for you.

We’re not just a castle, we’re a party.


The only way to make a castle look serious

It’s time to celebrate, and the best place to do it is a castle.

All jokes aside, the castle is back in business for the holidays!

This castle is so cute, it makes me want to cry.


Come visit our castle and experience the fun and excitement of making memories together.

If you want to see this castle in action, click here 👏🏻🛡

It’s not a castle in the sky. It’s a castle on top of a cloud.

A place to laugh or where you can just relax and chill.


The only place your crown needs to fit properly is on your head.

If you’re looking for your next great adventure, look no further.

You’re doing it wrong.

The walls have eyes and the roof has ears.


Bring your favorite castle-inspired shot glasses to this party.

The funniest place to be today is right here in this castle. What are you waiting for?

That’s right, this is a castle. It’s for the little girl who loves to be silly and play pretend!

The best thing about this castle is how much fun it is to watch.


The castle is finally done and it’s time to party — in this castle of yours.

No time to see a castle? We got you covered!

Soaring high on the moon for a night of fun in the castle.

There’s more to the Castle than meets the eye.


You don’t have to be a princess to live like one.

The castle is burnt down, but the legend lives on. #WreckingBall

You’re never too old to play pretend. 😎

It’s time to build a kingdom 💎


Sometimes, you just need to escape the real world.

I don’t know about you but I’m ready for this weekend.

We’re bringing you an experience like no other. Where are we?

Build your own castle, with our modular design system.


A little castle, a lot of cool.

It’s a beautiful day to visit a castle!

You’re invited to a party where the guest of honor is a castle.

I built a castle, and now I’m inside of it.


Which one of these castles is your favorite? 🎨☀

I can’t wait to build a castle that’s finer than the one you built me.

You think you can handle the power of this castle?

A castle is only as strong as the people who live inside it.


This castle is coming for you.

A castle is a place where they do not need to escape, as they are imprisoned in the moment.

It’s a royal affair here at our castle!

The king and queen decided to declare war. To make things interesting, they built a giant castle.


You don’t have to be a wizard to have fun at Hogwarts—we’ll show you how with our themed bars, restaurants, and photo booths.

Who needs a fancy dress when you can just build a castle out of cardboard? 🏠

You’re in it to win it! Get the party started with this castle

The Biggest Castle In The World Is Up For Sale


What’s better than a castle? A castle in a #brooklynneighborhood.

Don’t be thrown off by the big scary castle…it’s just the icing on this cake of awesomeness!

We’ve built a castle fit for a king and queen. Guess who’ll be living here?

The magic of the castle is that you never know what to expect.


The castle is always cool.

It’s time to party like a royal with these fun, royal-inspired party ideas.

You can come play with us. If you’re having a good time and making lots of noise, we’ll let you stay. 🎁

Let’s just say, you’re in for a real treat.


Have you seen these yet? 🎉

If you have a dream, don’t be afraid to go after it. It’s your magic moment to make it happen!

We’re not just a castle. We are the gateway to all the fun.

We got a castle for you, and it’s full of surprises—and treats.


You know it’s a good day when…you can play castle.

In the words of an old friend of mine: “I really like castles. They’re comfy, easy to build and don’t ask for much.”

Let’s build a castle, shall we?

A castle made for your happiest memories.


Have you seen our castle? It’s beautiful.

I’m going to build a castle

The castle’s always open.

Let’s just say it: It’s a castle. It’s also a park, a botanical garden, art museum and more!


Your magical day is here . . . . you’re invited!

It’s a fun, exciting and challenging.

Discover the royal road to happiness.

Who needs a castle? We’ve got the whole thing in one building.


This castle is so fun and you can party here with us!

The castle is a fun place to be. Find your happy place 🎲

The truth is, castles are just tall enough to hide a lot of mischief.

Lemme build you a castle


This castle is so big you’ll feel like King or Queen.

You can do so much in a castle.

It’s a castle. What do you think it is?

This is not a castle, it’s an escape.


Be bold and daring. Make your castle out of powder, glitter and cake! 😎

If you’ve ever felt like the world is ending, just climb the stairs and grab a beer. #fantasy

Hey, we’re ready to party!

We’re dreaming of a place where we can live a life—and you know it!


If you’re ever in need of a place to hide out, this castle is just the thing.

You’re going to have a hard time resisting this castle.

Not a princess-in-waiting? You’re the king of castles.

Life is like a castle, if you build it right you get to live in it forever.


The castle on the hill is a perfect place to be. It’s always so nice and warm there. 😎

When you’re bored, feel free to build your own hill.

Come explore this #castle of adventure!

This castle is made of pure gold


If you’re looking for the perfect place to spend your weekend, we’ve got you covered.

You’re in for a real treat.

It’s a big world, but we’ve got your back.

Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. We’ll watch over you every step of the way, until you’re done.”


You’re not afraid of heights. You’re only afraid of the f—king wind.

Life is too short to not have fun in a castle.

Feel it. The world’s smallest castle is on a quest to be the best. And we’re not talking about you, obviously.

This castle is all about FUN!!!


Nothing says #Funday better than a castle!

This castle looks like a lot of fun.

This is what happens when you design a castle in the clouds.

Standing tall in a castle that’s bigger than you. Have fun, be bold and live life.


The only thing that stands between you and your dreams is a castle of your own.

This castle is the shoot of your life.

A castle for the modern age.

The perfect place for a good time has arrived.


The best room in the house is the one that’s always being built.

Fun is always on the horizon.

The perfect spot for an afternoon of fun!

Who’s ready for a summer-themed adventure?


Who says you can’t have fun and a castle at the same time?

What happens when you combine two of our favorite things? A castle that’s fun and a castle that’s great.

You don’t have to be in a castle to enjoy the fun when you’re at the water park.

We can’t wait to drag you through the halls of this castle.


Defend your castle! You don’t want to see it get taken over by the dragon.

A Castle? Yes, a castle. A home for the holidays

The best castle has a moat.

The best place to be is right here in the castle.


Hey princess, wanna go to the castle?

Uh oh. That castle is about to fall on our heads!

The most majestic castle you’ll ever see.

When you’re having too much fun at a hotel, someone might be taking pictures.


It’s time to get your golden tickets to adventure!

There’s no better place than a castle for a good laugh.

What’s a comedy castle without some comedy!

If you don’t like castles, we don’t like you.


The best way to spend a Friday afternoon? Make friends at a castle

No one ever told me a castle was so much fun.

The next time you get called a princess, let it fly! The castle is open for business!

The only thing better than a castle is a castle in the sky!


We’re going to need a bigger castle.

Every castle should have turrets

be more than just a castle, be the castle

Your castle is waiting for you. Now go climb the stairs and have a blast!


You don’t have to be a kid to love this castle

If you’re looking for a castle, we got you.

Let your imagination run wild with this castle play set.

If you’ve ever wanted to live like a castle, now is your chance.


My castle has never looked so good.

Your castle is waiting for you.

If you like castles and don’t mind heights, then climb the stairs to our new indoor play area.

This is the most epic castle ever


The castle has a mind of its own and doesn’t care about what you bring to it.

It’s really hard to get lost here.

The sharpest words come from an honest heart.

This castle is so small you can’t see the top. Here, have a good laugh!


Don’t underestimate the power of a little castle.

It’s a castle and it’s not big enough for you.

Never underestimate the power of a good castle.

Build your castle, scale it and watch it fall. It’s going to be a blast!


Let’s pretend this is a castle, alright?

The best things in life are free. Like a castle built by someone who loves you

It’s always a good day to visit the Castle!

This castle’s just big enough for me.


You’re inside the castle, and you’re safe…but not for long.

The only thing that’s more fun than a castle is making one.

Not only do we have the best castle, but also the most fun!

Who says you have to have a castle? You can always build your own!


We don’t need a reason to build a castle. Just look how freaking cool it is!

Welcome to the castle. The fun never ends here

Come play in the castle that is our new Instagram game. It’s built out of a cake and is full of surprises!

It’s a castle fit for a princess!


The only way to beat the heat is to make a visit to the castle.

Don’t be afraid to have some fun this fall.

The best place to be is anywhere but here.

Don’t be afraid to go big, even if it scares you a little.


For those who prefer to live in the moment

Need a castle for your next party? We got you.

You can’t fall in love with a castle, but you can fall in love with castles.

We keep it fun and fancy with our castle 🎉


You can’t miss this castle, because we’re built like a brick outhouse!

We’re on a roll, with the coolest castle in town.

Don’t believe the hype, this castle is not for you.

Your castle is calling, and we’re here to answer.


This castle is the place to be!

A castle to make your heart beat faster.

This castle is for the adventurous.

Have you ever been so lost inside a castle that you completely forgot the world existed?


This castle does not like being guarded.

There’s something majestic in the way they stand tall with their turrets and moats.

Better get ready to go on a magical adventure with us. #🎎🏠

The more you make it rain, the more things get lit up.


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