Funny Egg Captions for Instagram

Funny Egg Captions for Instagram
Funny Egg Captions for Instagram

Funny Egg Captions for Instagram:Β These Funny Egg Captions for Instagram will have you cracking up! I’ve got a whole bunch of funny egg captions for your next Instagram post. Whether it’s Easter, “Egg”stagram, or just an ordinary day…these funny egg captions for Instagram are sure to liven up any picture!


Funny Egg Captions for Instagram

Good morning, Egg Lovers! How was your weekend? We are spending ours cracking open the best eggsβ€”and yours.

Just doing my daily 6 egg workout to get ready for beach season. #eggporn

Eggscellent! All this benedict has to do is get dressed and hit the tarmac for a weekend away.


How your Eggs Benedict should look πŸ‘…

There’s a reason eggs are known as “nature’s multivitamin”β€”they’re packed with essential nutrients and vitamins. They complete meals and play well with others, too. Don’t believe us? Check out these other foods that go great with eggs:

Some people need their space. Some people are late-bloomers. And some chickens lay eggs with faces. Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

There’s no place like a sunny Easter egg 🐣


That awkward moment when you have a yolk in your eye. 🌞

I’m only in it for the yolk.

Now that you’ve mastered the art of boiling water, it’s time to become a pro at frying. 🍳

Is the eggnog a bit much?


Where else would you like to be right now?

Can I get a whoop whoop?

I wish I got dressed this morning. What’s happening?

It’s not a real selfie if it doesn’t have an egg in it.


Somewhere on this planet, there’s an egg balancing on the edge of a bowl #eggception

Because it’s #NationalEggDay and we’re celebrating with the most egg-citing eggstraordinarily egg-cellent deals you can get on eggs! 🍳πŸ₯šπŸ³

Egg-ceptional: just like the Easter Bunny, our eggs come in all shapes and sizes. Come see what’s new now!

It’s the most wonderful time of the year… to get together with your loved ones to celebrate . . . Egg-Stravaganza!


Just a typical day at the office: balls, bacon, and avocados. #eggs #officelife

We’re starting this week with a yolker: more protein and less fat than chicken eggs. πŸ˜‹

Eggs-actly. Let’s do this.

We don’t like to brag, but we make a pretty damn good omelette (and so much more). #NationalOmeletteDay ☺


Hatch some goals.

Are you ready for this? Good. Because life is too short for boring breakfast sandwiches. πŸ₯“

We’re cracking up over here. πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚

Let’s get cracking on these weekend plans.


Mmmm… Peeling back the shell of your day-to-day life.

A solid handshake is only a heartbeat away.

Egg whites just got a new flavor. And by flavor we mean Cheddar because that’s exactly what this whole thing is, eggs, plus cheese.

The average person spends 23 minutes a week cracking eggs. We think that’s time better spent ~doing whatever it is you like to do~.


How much does the average American spend a year on their egg consumption habit?

Good morning! Are you an egg? I love eggs! Do you love yourself?

What’s up, Instagram? It’s egg_nicole and I couldn’t wait to share my newest creation with you. I hope you’re hungry! πŸ˜‹

Is it a chicken? Or is it an egg? Both, actually!#themoreyouknow


Because I loves me some egg.

Life is like eating a chocolate eggβ€”to get to the sweet center you have to crack open the shell. And every crack is one more reason you’ll smile this Easter. Happy Easter

Are you gonna eat all those eggs?

Good morning! Your daily dose of joy πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„πŸ˜βœ¨


We don’t crack. We just get a little crispy around the edges 😜

Roasted over easy.

hi πŸ‘‹ let me be your friend

It’s not what you like, it’s how you like it.


You and me together, never apart.

We’ve got the best Easter weapon: βœ”οΈCute chicks βœ”οΈFresh eggs βœ”οΈCrazy Instagram stories

Had enough of the same-old eggs? Sprinkled some fun! #SunnySideUp

🍳🍳We’re egg-cited to share our new recipe for perfectly round eggs.


Hello, friends. You look like you could use a basket of our hard-boiled eggs to brighten up your day.

Feeling these Eggs-traordinary Easter baskets for the kids! 😍

Happy national egg day (Easter) from all of us at Edamame. Happy Easter!

Getting ready for the Easter egg hunt this weekend with a blast from the past from my Instagram archive 😎


So when your #urbanfarmhands are trying to convince you that they need a new pool, let them know it will be a chicken coop first. πŸ˜œπŸ“

It’s almost Easter! 🐣

If the #brunch life isn’t for you, the frittata life might be.

For a limited time only, the chicken or the egg? Come on in and pick your side.


If you’re gonna crack into a dozen, do it like these guys.


I will not go down without a fight. I mean, have you SEEN these abs? 😴

I heard the weather’s supposed to be great this weekend! Just the way I like itβ€”low key and sunny.


In an effort to keep you up to date, we’ve created a #funnyeggs Instagram profile. Please follow us there, as the photo above is our first post.

πŸ‘πŸ½πŸ‘πŸ½πŸ‘πŸ½ #EggGang

Don’t worry, these are hard-boiled eggs. You can’t get salmonella from looking at them. 😜

Eggs are my spirit animal.


All hail the mighty egg! πŸ₯š

Eggs are egg-celent!

I’m good on yolks, but can you spare some whites? Have a wonderful egg-cellent day.

Treat yourself to something special this weekend. β˜•


I could eat a dozen of these at once. πŸ‘* indicates sarcasm

When you’re craving a warm breakfast, but don’t want to settle for something ordinary.

No filter. None needed.

When you’ve been working out and eating healthy like I have & then WHOA there’s a piece of pizza on the table.


Breakfast of champions.

Did you just go from zero to hero on that football play?

Work hard, play hard.

All you need is egg. And Instagram.


If you h8 eggs, you can scram. But if you love them and need a lil Easter cheer this Sunday, we’ve got your back!

How many eggs are in a dozen? Don’t just stare at these beauties. Crack one open and enjoy! 😊 #NationalEggMonth

I’m pretty sure he’s saying “no way” to all of this week’s food. #EggsOnEverything

I’ve done the research and uncovered some delectable facts about eggs. Cholesterol good. Cholesterol bad. Eggs are good for your brain, they’re a natural source of nourishment, they’re full of protein, they have anti-aging properties, they make you look young… Wait! I thought eggs were bad?!


The best part of waking up is eggs on your face. 😍

Hey, I’m Dan, and I like eggs!

Beneath this bed is a giant cache of eggsβ€”eggs I have been hiding for a decade. I feel like Peter Pan (and Wendy). But instead of an endless adventure, I shall sleep the sleep of the just and practice my layups. And if you try to take my eggs, I will fight you.

What’s the egg-citing way to start your day?


Happiest of Easter’s to all🐣

Let’s play egg roulette… who will crack first?

Laid back weekends are the absolute bestβ€”there’s no place like home!😌

The best part of waking up is the boppy feeling of a warm vanilla scented 🐣


Finally! It’s the season for laying around in beach chairs, eating ice cream and watching a ton of television.

Eggs-travaganza! πŸ³πŸ‘Œ

Are we out of eggs again? πŸ€·πŸ»β™€οΈ

Here’s a tip: you can totally make this egg in the shape of a tiny burrito, and it will be delicious.


Remember to play the game before you coach the game. #egggang #eggsovereverything

We’re eggstra excited about the new business we have coming our way! πŸ₯š #eggggg

we do not promote animal cruelty. no chickens were harmed in the making of this ad.

Hey what’s up? Who screwed up the egg carton?🍳


Dropping 🀣 like an egg on your feed.

It’s a hard boiled egg… but I still love it.

It’s all fun and games until you find a duck in your basket!

Just a few more days until Halloween. πŸ‘» #Halloween


happy weekend! Make it a good one.

Because not all are made equal.

The Greatness is not in being Right; the Greatness is in The chase. Keep chasing, Keep hustling. Stay Strong and Never give up. The best is yet to come. Cheers

How could we say no to all this deliciousness? Find out rather, find a wayβ€”with convenient eggs that deliver the simple deliciousness you expect from us. We do our best to make it easy for you to enjoy the food you love in every part of your day. Happy #NationalEggDay! 🍳️


I’m trying to get my eggs on fleek.

Cute as a button but totes eggcelent!

Love the weekend because you can run errands in pajamas and eat plenty of eggs.

How about a little egg for breakfast?


If you really love someone, set an egg-timer for 13 minutes.

What’s better than breakfast? Breakfast for dinner! 🍳

Happy April Fools’ Dayβ€”thanks for being such a tasty treat! πŸ˜‹

the birds and the bees will be back baby πŸ₯πŸ¦‹


Mornings are better when you start them with a smile and a silly dance.

I can’t believe it took a farm to raise me. I’m just a regular chicken!

Here’s to all the girls who are hard boiled πŸ™‹

I’m up and at ’em earlier than the crack of dawn, which sounds gross but it’s actually kind of cool.


Cute laidback caption for a photo of an egg:This egg has been through it all with me. I even forgot to wear sunscreen once and he was there to remind me. Props yo.

The only thing better than eating eggs is buying them. Here are some of our favorite ways to eat eggs: πŸ˜‹

Bugging you to laugh, groan and smile up to a laugh-out-loud egg surprise.

Everyone’s like, I’m gonna have an egg on Easter… #sorrynotsorry


Hard-boil a few extra eggs for our weekly breakfast club. There’s always room for one more #eggcellentpersonaroundhere

They say an egg a day keeps you young, but we might need to eat a whole bunch of these πŸ³πŸ˜€

I don’t really like these hard-boiled eggs. But I do like them a little bit, and now we can eat them together.

If you’re running a farm, you better have the eggstreme dedication.


There are two types of people in this world: those who can multitask, and those who can’t.

Good morning, sunshine!

Gather with friends and family, watch the leaves change colorsβ€”and then chase them down the street.

Happily cracking out since 2009.


I love you.

You must be hard-boiled to comment on this post πŸ˜›

Hello, egg lover. Have you met your new best friend yet? You’ll be spending a lot of time together this weekend.

Happy #NationalEggDay! There’s nothing better than a perfectly cooked egg. Try this yummy recipe!


Eggs-plainly perfect for your breakfast πŸ₯š πŸ₯š πŸ₯š

They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day. We say you should start every hour with a tasty egg 🍳

All the hard work has paid off. After a few days in the sun and with fresh new paint, it’s time to get excited about all the eggs this Easter will bring.

When you find the egg that has your face on it.


Me: I just ate a hard boiled egg. My grandma: How is your egg doing?

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy this IKEA egg chair that will make you feel just as happy as if you’d bought happiness. πŸ˜€πŸ³

Did you know that there are many different Easter egg colors and designs around the world? Don’t be surprised when you see a variety of colorful eggs at this year’s egg hunt.

Don’t worry about the yolk, it’s all good. πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‚


Treat yourself, not just Easter: make your own omelette πŸ₯šπŸ˜‹

Start your day with a sunny smile! β˜€οΈπŸ˜Š

Things got a little weird at the breakfast table. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Hey girlπŸ˜‰


Sooo good I gotta do a happy dance, and then eat it.

Do You Know Eggsactly What Instagram Looks Like?

What the πŸ”‘? Stop yolking around and make your Easter brunch eggs-tra special!

When you make the choice to add eggs to everything, breakfast doesn’t get easier, but it does get more delicious.


It’s a bird, it’s a plane, nopeβ€”it’s just another egg.

One morning I cracked an egg and the yolk broke into two perfect halves, the way it’s supposed to be. I’d never seen anything like it before. It changed my life.

What’s up? It’s Egg.

Let’s get coffee. And by coffee, I mean a chocolate-covered doughnut and a bunny 🐰 β˜•


Wake up and smell the coffee β˜• #cassandraglenn

They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Let’s prove them right.

Good morning! It’s a little cold outside, so I brought some warm toast and coffee over to your house. β˜•β˜€

Never crack under pressure #justanotherdayintheoffice


Here, you’re gonna need bigger friends. 🐣


On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re an 11.

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all small stuff


If you love it, hate it, or just can’t decide. Whatever the case may be #LoveEggs

Happy Egg-movement Day! πŸ˜πŸ˜‰ #LoveAllEggs


I’m just a simple egg 🍳 . And I like to do what all simple eggs do: crack jokes and make puns πŸ˜‚ (Get it?) #eggpunn


Eggs are the new black.

Treat yourself to the simple pleasures. πŸ₯šπŸ³ #NewEggBestEgg

Why yes, I did just make this DIY Easter basket out of an egg. Thank you for noticing.

When the #blessed eggs are talking.


Life’s a funny egg. Crack me up before I start cracking up under pressure.

That moment you realize your avocado is ripe AF #guacamole

You’re not really a breakfast person until the total solar eclipse comes to town.

You crack me upβ€”you really do.


We got you covered for a great short lily pad trip this weekend #MakeItYours

I don’t like to bragβ€”but I made it through another Monday morning 😎

Spring is for bunny rabbits, warm blankets, and waiting for the bus on a chilly morning.

Funny Egg Caption.


eggsactly what i needed this morning. thanks @mcd_labs for the #MondayMotivation

Eggcited to be joining the @delawarenorth Instagram family:)

This is what happens when you let us eat all the eggs.

Stay golden, egg. πŸ₯š


It’s egg-actly what you’d expect.

Breaking the egg, not your head. 😝

Oh, the places you’ll go. It’s your eggs-hel.

It’s the little things ~ like soft boiled eggs πŸ₯š and ripe bananas 🍌 that make mornings absolutely wonderful.


Don’t be a chicken about the egg yolk. It’s all in the protein.

More like hard-boiled-goodness egg.

We waffle about breakfast as much as you do. In fact, we’ve got so many options, you’ll never have to compromise between savory and sweet! πŸ₯ž

Hatch some great adventures.


That feeling when half your friends are on a tropical vacation and you’re just sitting in your apartment eating cinnamon rolls…

Just a few of our favorite things: sun, sand, surf and… you!

Nothing is better than cracking a fresh egg on your face for breakfast. #happyeggstagram.

It’s #NationalEggDay, and we’re celebrating with a cute little friend.


There are so many incredible ways to craft with eggs! Whether you’re up to something as simple as a hard boiled egg or you want to get a little more creative, we’ve got the tips and tricks to help make your masterpiece 🍳 #upforanything

Happy Egg-stra special day! Happy Easter, everyone! 🐣🐰

Just a simple egg trying to make his way in the world.

Free range eggs are a super nutritious, high protein and good fat source that’s tasty too! πŸ₯š


Guess the egg and win! ☺

It’s all fun and games until someone loses an egg.

What’s up, yolk. #eggslif

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, no it’s nothing but an egg!


Hey you guys, get ready for this breakfast dish that’s gonna have you feeling like a little kid! 🍳

Did you know that Instagram will soon disappear into the palm of your hands? If you don’t like change, start counting down to February 20th.

Is this what growing up feels like? Asking for a friend.😏

I love you like I love the breakfast sandwich I order every single Saturday.


When they say size doesn’t matter 🀣

Eggs are the only food that make you say πŸ₯š…

It’s the egg-ceptional time of year to get your Easter on and whip up some colorful, creepy, and creative hard boiled eggs.

Your pro-tip for the weekend is to dunk your egg in a glass of milk.


Do you guys like eggs? Cause I was thinking… lets put them in your bed! Happy #eggstravaganza 🍳

Getting ready for the eggstravaganza. If you can’t wait till Easter, we’ve got you covered.

The only thing better than a fresh egg is a fresh egg in an avocado!

You know that nagging feeling that your eggs are too old? Run don’t walk and grab some new ones.


We think you may want to make room in your Insta Story today. 😁

What goes best with breakfast in bed? Some One-Minute Eggs!

Funny Egg 😁

Who wants a pre-baked egg? #NoOne #NoThankYou


Are you cracking yourself up? Well that’s eggcellent! πŸ˜‰

The best part of waking up….is an egg in your mug πŸ₯š .

It’s not hard to crack, but it does have all the best parts of a regular egg.

There’s more to Easter than staying up all night and eating candy. It’s a time for family and friends to get together, share stories, and eat meatloaf with quinoa crust.


It’s not about the eggs you eat, it’s about the ones you are.

Mom used to say that an omelette was the most nutritious breakfast food. Turns out, she was right. πŸ₯š

Not a fan of the egg white omelette.

There’s only one way to make your scramble unforgettable.


Why does a single chicken give a larger yolk than a married hen? Because she has darkened her brood nest.

Sunny-side up like naps in the afternoon.

We’re having a hard-boiled over easter.

The mailman just left. I think he’s a little over-tired…


Big news in the egg community: we’ve discovered a new kind of egg. It’s bigger, it’s better, and it’s called “extra large.”

Treat yourself with a little something special this Easter. and don’t eat too many eggs! We all know that’s where the fun begins 😁

A hen party we’ll remember for a long time. Happy Easter, friends! #eggs

If your egg looks like this, you have a good chance of being President. If not, eggsactly what are you waiting for?


When the #EasterBunny decides to bring you an early gift 😜

We’ve just added a new flavor to our Easter lineup. Find it in the egg shaped basket with a yellow label on top.

I won’t crack under pressure. I’m an egg. ⏰

Aren’t you glad those dang birds didn’t wait till Easter to show themselves?


If this were a bad 90s teen movie, we would go here to hook up. But it’s not, so we won’t. πŸ™ƒ

Brunch well! Have a fabulous day β˜€

B-reakfast πŸ“Έ: @davidevarela

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