Funny High Heels Captions

Funny High Heels Captions
Funny High Heels Captions

Funny High Heels Captions: When you’re wearing high heels, it’s a guarantee that you’ll make an impression. But if you’re not careful that impression could be a bad one! If your high heels makes cause an embarrassing situation, at least you can have a little fun with the situation with funny high heel captions. If these aren’t enough, check out more funny captions below.

Funny High Heels Captions

We’re making Friday a whole lot better with this sweet pair of suede high heels. 😍

We’ve got new pumps in every shade to match every outfit. 😍 #FallShoes

Send nudes. πŸ‘―


Here’s to happy hour. And to not tripping over our own shoes while we drink them. πŸ’ƒπŸ˜‚

Summer is coming to a close, but there’s no need to give up on strappy shoes. Here are some shoe hacks to enjoy the sun while keeping your toes covered up.πŸ˜‰

Love your fall heels? Here’s how to make them last till spring. πŸ¦Άβ˜•οΈ

Feet are the foundation of everything we do. Get the feeling and look good with our new collection of spring sandals.


Guess who’s baaaaaaack. These πŸ‘  are back in stock just in time to kick off the fall season β˜€πŸ‚ #HastagsOrItDidntHappen

Take the elevator up to your office at @work. Or take a swan dive into an infinite pool of coffee β˜•οΈ

Do. Or do not. There is no try. We do shoes, you do the rest.

Feet don’t fail me now πŸ’ƒπŸ‘ 


Get dressed and go play outside.

Feet, don’t fail me now.

Here’s to a weekend of indulgence.

These heels are higher than my standards for boyfriends.


Turn around and shake it off with a pair of fun, flirty heels. 😜

It’s the little things that make me happy. Like high heels and martinis β€οΈπŸΈπŸ˜„

Put your best foot forward in these seriously sexy heels that will take you from day tonight. πŸ’ƒ

Making memories one heel at a time. – Women’s Heels


Put your best foot forward in a pair of stilettos that you can walk in.

#GirlBoss Tip: You can always put your #Manolos to work.

Wear ’em high, wear ’em proud! 😎

Do you have a pair of those shoes that are deliciously uncomfortable? The ones that make you wince when you put them on, but somehow end up becoming your favorite pair? Here’s to lovely shoes that hurt like hell πŸ‘ .


It’s Friday, so go ahead and wear that extra-high pair of heels you’ve been saving for a special occasion 😜

Let’s get celebratory with this fall party look. 😝

How many times a day do you say “no” to yourself?

You’ll never be a ballerina, so why not try to be a ballerina? -David St. Hubbins


How do they walk in these things?

The hottest heels for summer 2018. Say hello to sunshine and goodbye to socks #SummerHeels

We realize the struggle is real, so we’ve tailored our collection to offer you the most comfortable heels around.

Whether it’s a date, gala, or date night with your other half: you’re always worth a little more in heels.


If a pair of @toryburch kitten heels was a song it would be “I’m too sexy for my cat”. #ImTooSexyForMyCat

Feet first, we’re on a mission. All too soon it’s the weekend; all too soon it’s Monday. So let’s live in the moment and wear whatever shoe strikes our fancy.

Do you like my new kicks?

Do you ever find yourself floating in an endless sea of shoe options?


There’s no place like home. Except for heels that are. πŸ˜‰

Check out my new heels! It was supposed to be a “kick-ass” shoe, but I’m still trying to figure out how to kick something in these.

Because in life and love, women should always be #1 πŸ’•

This is the perfect shoe to wear when you need to run or hide.


Bare feet are great, but warm feet that you can walk in all day? Even better. βœ”οΈ

Feeling pretty in your πŸ‘  or want a pair? Shop our collection now!

Walking this way in our new fall heels. Because nothing says “I’m fresh to death” like our eyeshadow palette. πŸ˜‰

You have to wear them if you want to be on fashion’s sweet list. #highheels4ever


Can you believe it’s finally time to break out those cute high heels πŸ˜œβ˜€οΈ

Nothing comforts like a sweet pair of heels now that it’s cold out.

I’m glad I wore my cute shoes todayβ€”I walked a lot. #JustSaying

Let’s swap sneakers for these pretty pumps, and feel like a million bucks all day long.


Shoes are the first thing your roommate sees when she comes home, so make a statement.

When your girl squad is the best squad. #squadgoals

Do you like our new collection? We made sure to pack in as much pizzazz as possible! (Feet)

So, I fell in love with a pair of shoes, and then they broke my heart. πŸ’”


I’ve never wanted to be a mermaid until today. #sundayfunday

Doing my best to walk the fine line between ballet and street dance… in these killer heels.

We’ve got the cure for #MondayBlues. 😎

How does she do it? πŸ’…


There’s no place I’d rather be than barefoot in my kitchen. Save me a seat. πŸ˜‰

Is the glass half full or is the glass half empty? We say it depends on what you’re drinking out of it. 🍸🍷

We’re not just a company. We’re sisters who started our business with the goal of making women feel fun, fierce, and fabulous…without the pain.

All heels are flirty, but these are extra-flirty.


At work, feel like a boss in these fierce but feminine court shoes. At play, feel cute and comfortable in this flatβ€”no heel pain required.

Treat yourself to a ridiculously good pair of shoes. Wear them with pride.

You’ll never be late for a meeting if you wear flats #girlpower

What’s not to love about a heel that requires a stool? πŸ’…


When it’s time to break out the sparkle, there are no rules. Shoes are always in season. 😳✨

Stilettos. That’s my middle name. πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜‰

Your outfit. Your style. Your everything. Get the look: _link_

It’s time to break them in.


Oops, she did it again! I think she might have gone a little too far this time. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜©

Crisp leaves, a crisp white shirt, and a crisp pair of heels πŸ‘ŸπŸ

Yes, you CAN walk in them. Just practice, practice, practice! 😜

Fit for a queen πŸ‘ΈπŸ» #ICantEven


Now that the temperature is dropping, we have 2 things on our minds: hot chocolate and high heels. πŸ«πŸ’„

She’s got the look, she’s got the height, and she’s got the height on me.

Achieve a whole new perspective in the bedroom with these sassy heels that bring out your wild side πŸ˜‰

We’ve all been there. Falls, face-first into the pavement. While it’s a fairly common occurrence for most of us, one would think the fashion world would pick up on this obvious proof that high heels shouldn’t be worn on cobblestone (or any other kind of surface for that matter).


Shoes are a girl’s best friend πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜‰

For a fashionable fall, complete your look with the cutest pair of heels!

We’re sure you have plenty of options for your footwear this weekend. Have a stylish rest of the weekend!

All the best shoes have a story.


If you’re not already following my newest girl crush, @_alexandrashoes, you should be. She’s a total #legend πŸ‘ 

Fall is the season of booties, a favorite occasion to show them off.

Cocktail O’Clock: Five minutes before happy hour, when you realize it’s too early for a cocktail but you can’t wait any longer.

Wear comfy shoes until your feet are in the door. #dontbreaktheshoecode


Come in, you’re on a roll.

Get a head start on your holiday shopping with the new fall collection from Betsy Johnson. Shop now

Girl, I don’t know about you but I woke up like this πŸ’…πŸ˜ˆ

High heels are all about the dark sideβ€”and we love it


High heels are my weakness. I love the way they feel, the way they sound, and the way they look. They make me feel like a million bucks and I know you feel just as strongly about your weakness 🀧 😊

Girl, you’re gonna need a pair of these to walk in these shoes.

As they say, nothing good happens after 2 a.m. Unless you’re wearing these heels. πŸ˜‰

You just killed it in those heels, girl.


Summer might be over, but the sandal trend doesn’t have to end. #YouCanStillGoHeels

Excuse me, ma’am, can you direct me to the shoe department? πŸ˜€

Want to know our secret? It’s the shoes, obviously.

For when you’re in a rush, but still have to look good.


Whatever the shoe, however high the heel, be sure to always walk with confidence. #NoPlainJane

For these heels, I’d walk a runway (or two) in the rain and snow. 😜

Don’t give me a hard time with my shoes. I’m telling you, it’s a walk in the park.

Create your own #OOTD (outfit of the day) with fall’s mini dress trend and our new collection! πŸ‘—πŸŽΆ


Just because it’s fall doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy a little High Heel-mas. 😍

If these heels are outta line, I’ll pick ’em up and put ’em back in their place. β€οΈπŸ˜ŽπŸ€—

How to be a good hostess: Put on your favorite heels.

You’re never fully dressed without a pair of heels. 😍 πŸ’


Every shoe tells a story. And when you’re as bold and as beautiful as our shoes, the stories tend to be rather fab.

We’ll have a pair in your size unless you wear flats.

These are my good luck heels #goals

If at first, you don’t succeed, put on a pair of heels and try again.


Walking ‘in like a lion and out like a lamb’ with these fierce shoes πŸ˜›

Don’t get caught in the rain ladies, don’t get caught in the rain…

Come over here and give us a hug πŸ’—πŸ’—

You can never have enough of a good thing.πŸ’‹



Feet first into summer 🎈

πŸ‘ to those days when you’re looking forward to something 😍

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Glam up your favorite fall looks with these dashing high heels πŸ’‹


You’ve got the whole weekend to change things up. Let your heels be one of them. πŸ’ƒπŸ˜Ž

We have the heels to help you slay from day to day, #OOTD to formal, and everything in between.

Feels like you’re walking on air in these stunning heels πŸ’…πŸΌ

Boots never got me anywhere, but I’ll take heels over rain ❀


Style issue? Just add heels πŸ˜‰πŸ’—

Ready to step out? Make sure to have the right pair of kicks on your feet. πŸ‘ πŸ‘ž

Alright, girls. Seriously… let’s talk shoes.

Putting my best foot forward for a new app I’m testing out. #ShoeMatch


Hey, babe. We’re ready for you.

Feeling fancy today πŸ‘ πŸ‘— . . .: @george_kotsiopoulos

Wishing you a glam weekend and a fabulous week ahead. Have fun…

The week ahead calls for some serious shoe stacking.


You’ve got to be fearless if you want something truly original.

It’s always a good day for high heels. @highheels_official

In ultra-chic high heels, you feel like anything is possible. #HighHeelsGoMiles

These captions for high heels can be applied to a variety of footwear brands, not just for sandals but also for platforms, flats, wedges, and boots.


These sexy heels are begging for brunch. Let’s do it.

She’s a trendsetter, taking fashion risks with her killer stilettos. They make her feel powerful, fearless, and feminine. When you wear heels, you’re sure to turn heads.

Look #elite in our #glossyballerinas πŸ’πŸ»

Your sweetest fall moment starts with the right shoe. Shop heels & boots now.


Give your feet a holiday too. Get out and have an adventure! #shoesdaytona

We’ve got the party shoes you need to make your night a success.

Fall with us, fall for us. Get 20% off select styles by using code FALLFRIEND at checkout!

It’s been a long work week. Let’s get out there and feel the sand between our toes 🌊


Now you can dance, walk and run fast in style.

Going, to be honest, I’ve used this excuse more times than I can count πŸ˜‚

Rock them as hard as you rock everything else

Always be you, and others will follow.


When your day just keeps getting better and better #HighHeelsWins

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who enjoy wearing high heels, and those who don’t. What kind of person are you?

Wearing stilettos isn’t a choice, it’s a lifestyle. We live to #walkthewalk.

Get your feet into something a little sexier for #NationalHighHeelsDay. We’re wearing heels for a good cause: a portion of every sale is donated to our charity partners to help women & girls in need.


Auditioning for my dream part: a girl in high heels.

How many times have you gotten home from work or a party and thought, “Man, I really wish I was wearing stilettos right now.”

Add some height to the weekend with a pair of new heels.β˜€

Need help looking taller? Here’s how. πŸ’…


Let us bring out your inner glamazon with our line of platform heels that turn heads from street to screen. ❀

Feeling pretty in pink πŸ‘—

Always keep your feminine and stylish side a little bit on the naughty side

there is no dress we won’t wear in the pursuit of looking like a million bucks.


Summer to fall, this is the shoe switch-up you’ve been waiting for. Click to shop!

Feet on the ground, head in the clouds. πŸ’πŸ»

You got this, girl.

High heels with a twist. Are you ready for our summer collection? Swipe left to shop.


Loving high heels? We are too! Join our newsletter and we’ll share more tips, tricks, and trends right in your inbox so you can always look amazing!

High heels help you look taller, slimmer, and more confident, but they’re not always comfortable. Here are some hacks that will make you love your high heels even more.

Do you know #TheSecretToLookingStunning in heels? Click the link in our bio to find out! 😜😍

With so many shoes to choose from, we’re going to need a bigger closet. #shoelove


We’ve got your eyes on the prize with our collection of covetable #shoes πŸ‘  πŸ’°

Shoes are like bags; we need to stock up. πŸ’ΌπŸ’Ό

Our newest launch is here! ⭐Fall in love with these new stilettos featuring our signature lightweight, flexible and ultra-cushioned CloudTecβ„’ sole. πŸ‘ 

Feeling Good in High Heels


The new #VSFashionShow is going to be a real walk in the park. πŸ˜‰πŸ™ƒπŸ‘ 

Shop this trend: @kimkardashian wore our @carollouisewedding ‘Cecile’ sandals with a #kimono and #levis hero tee (and her nails 😍) to do some yoga in the park. Shop these and other looks now πŸ‘‰πŸΌ

We all know fall is the best season of them all. Here’s to making it last as long as we can with a pair of our most popular pumps πŸ’•β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’

Turning up all the fall feels πŸ‚β˜€ βœ”οΈ


Your confidence is our only concern.

Goals πŸ‘ 

🌸I like my women a little taller, a little smarter, and a little more high-heeled. πŸ’

So, you think high heels are just for cocktails and formal gowns?


When you want to look good & feel good, you need the perfect pair of heels.

Our anticipation for sandals is growing with every day. If you’re as excited as we are, check out these classic high heels from our new spring line πŸ’…πŸΌ

Break out the stilettos and strut your way to the top.

It’s September which means it’s high heel season. Find the perfect pair with us. (No worries, we have flats too.)


Throw on your most flattering high heels, a cute top and skirt, and get ready to slay the evening with this weekend’s best events.

Your heels were made to walk, talk and flirt. Minimize the pain with Enjins.

And the award for most glamorous footwear goes to… πŸ‘—

There’s no better place to embrace your inner princess than a shoe shop. And you’re in luck, because what’s better than a shoe shop? An all-in-one online shop.


Got an event coming up? Get on our list and we’ll send you some date night shoe musts! πŸ‘ 

We’ve got the perfect pair for any fall event πŸ˜‰πŸ‚

From work to weekend, we’re here for you. Literally. We’ve got you covered with our high quality shoes, bags, and accessories.

Don’t be afraid to push past your comfort zoneβ€”in grooming, style, and in life. Always Keep on Growing.


Happy hump day! . . . . . . #highheelsofinstagram

We’ve got the perfect pair: our high heels collection. Shop #heels and find your fave.

Ladies, we all know the value of a good pair of heels. A must-have for any wardrobe, heels are a classic staple in women’s fashion.

The highest heels to show off your legs in October.


Slingbacks are the best when you want to look good and feel good. πŸ’„πŸ‘Ÿ

Feeling fancy? Let your heels do the talking.

You don’t need to be tall to look good in these πŸ˜‰

You know you’re a real-life adult when your closet is so packed that you have to put your heels on the top shelf. πŸ’…


Feet in the air. Back to school. Let’s go! πŸŽ“πŸ‘£

Spring into the new season in some of our favorite spring heels. #springinshoes

if you can’t walk in high heels, you can’t walk at all

Beauty doesn’t have to hurt. Shop our selection of comfortable and stylish shoes for a trendsetting, pain-free experience


We’re so happy to have you in our shoes. 😘

All the best outfits start with a good pair of shoes.

Time to put your workplace chic on and cruise through Monday in style.

5’4″ and on a mission to find the highest possible heels πŸ’…β€


Ready to wear high heels anywhere.

What’s not to love about a girl in high heels?

Thanks for the love, New York! πŸ‘― #ConverseFW16

Let me help you step up your autumn style game in a striking pair of heels.


There is a right heel for every outfit. Shop our edit of the season’s best styles here. #yourfootwearfix

Work it. #ootd @styledbylily

Let us help you raise your look to a higher level. πŸ˜‰

Feet are happy. Feet in shoes are happier.


Let’s keep the summer party going!! β˜€β˜€οΈπŸΉπŸΈ

Drink to that but don’t drink and drive. Stay safe, you sexy beasts. 🍷❀️

You’ve got to see our spring preview now! πŸ‘‰πŸ»link in bio⌚️

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single pump. #wedges


How do you do, ladies?

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