Funny Military Instagram Captions

Funny Military Instagram Captions
Funny Military Instagram Captions

Funny Military Instagram Captions are a great way to express your sense of humor to your followers and keep them entertained. Some of these captions are only a sentence or two.
When you are a member of the military, life can be hard. You may feel like so many things are out of your control, and Funny Military Instagram Captions can help. They will let you know that everything will be okay. Sometimes we need to hear that when things don’t go our way, sometimes people need to hear it in order to keep going when they don’t want to.

Funny Military Instagram Captions

“Nothing makes a better day like an adventure with friends by your side.

You’re a soldier, so of course you have an awesome job.

No-one puts a boot in your rearview mirror like the US Military.


You’ve got this, soldier.

The only thing we don’t want to do is take our uniforms off.

It’s a sad day when you have to clean your guns.

The only thing bigger than your goggles are your balls.


We’ve got the best job in the world. It’d be a shame if you didn’t know it’s us.

When you’re out of town and all the beers are behind, it’s time to get back on the road.

Lost in the jungle? Take a break, it’s time for a little R&R.

We’ve got this. Join us on a journey to the top of the world!


A little bit of brotherly love can do wonders for you.

The only thing cooler than being a soldier is being in the military.

There’s a special kind of cool that comes with being in the military.

Military: The only place on earth where the motto “if you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all” doesn’t apply.


Their job is to protect us, and we can’t get enough of their awesome uniforms.

I thought I was in the military until my friend told me how long it takes to get a coffee.

Good morning, America. I see you’ve got your coffee and your dang hat on. You ready to kick some ass today?

The best way to celebrate your first day at the new job? Getting drunk with the rest of us and having a cook-out. Cheers to that!


Here’s to life, liberty and the pursuit of belly laughs.

We’re the ones that shoot first, think later.

We’ve taken the field, but we’re still in the fight.

We’re not looking for a fight, but if you insist on starting one – let’s see who wins.


We don’t mess around.

I used to be an introvert, but now I’m just extra.

The best part about the Army is getting to serve alongside you guys! You’re the best!

When you think of military service, you probably think of courage, discipline and camaraderie. But what about some nice photos of your new car?


Don’t let the situation get you down. It could be worse.

Serving the military, one post at a time.

Let’s be honest, these are the things you miss when you’re deployed.

Nothing makes us happier than sharing a story with our soldiers. Have a story you want to share? Tag @usarmy and use hashtag #myheroes


The only thing better than a day at the beach or pool is when they’re both combined.

These are the things that remind me why I love my job.

We are a family of all different sizes, shapes, and colors. But nothing can stop us, except maybe the enemy.

We have the best customers in the world: Their friends.


There are two kinds of people: those who like to fly, and those who can’t.

We are hard workers, we are loyal and we are professional.

We’re not going home, We’re going to a place where we can do what we want and wear what we want.

The greatest thing about life is the journey.


The best way to spend Memorial Day? Doing what you love while serving in the U.S. Armed Forces.

When you’re in a military outfit and someone asks you what branch you serve in.

A military man’s greatest joy is when he is able to provide for his family and make them laugh.

Nothing says ‘we’re best buds’ like a back-and-forth of selfies


The best way to kick off a day

There’s nothing like the feeling of needing your boots shined to motivate you to wear them more often.

All you need is love and guns.

We’ve got your back.


The world is my stage and I have the microphone. So turn it up!

Work hard, play harder.

I’m just tryna live my life like I’ve been through it before.

Every moment has a purpose.


I don’t know what the story is but I’m in.

Military: Bringing together friends and war together.

The ultimate soldier has no fear of the unknown, he just keeps his eyes open and his finger on the trigger.

Here’s to the men and women who served to protect our freedom. You are heroes!


If you don’t want to get out of bed, take a deep breath and ask your friends if they have any spare uniforms.

When the world is your recruiter and you’ve got a fire in your belly.

Sarcasm is a powerful tool for survival. Use it wisely.

A little bit of laughter never hurt anyone!


If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again

We’re not just the best-trained soldiers, we’re also the most Instagram-worthy. #wearethebest

The guys and gals of the military are some of the best people on earth. We salute you!

We salute our troops for making us so happy.


The more you know, the more you realize how much we still have to learn.

Being in the military has taught me that when it comes to life, there are no guarantees. But death is always guaranteed!

If you’re not getting combat pay, then this is the place to be.

Who says there’s no future in the Armed Forces?


A soldier’s best friend.

We’re not going to get all serious on you. We’re just going to start rapping and dancing.

You can’t spell “C-A-T” without a capital C and you can’t spell “Warrior” without a capital W.

If you can smile when your plane crashes, if you can laugh when things go wrong, and if you can hold your head up high when everyone’s looking down at you—then I say, “You’re alright!”


The best way to get over an injury is to push through it in your imagination.

Our country needs healthy communities, free speech, and a stronger economy. We will not go down without a fight.

In the army, you get to choose your weapon and our military team just got a call from the Pentagon.

So many ways to say “thank you” to our military servicemen and women. Have an awesome day, everyone!


My favorite thing about the military is having so many great friends

The best thing about the Army is not the discipline — it’s the recruits.

I’m like a caboose with a few too many whiskey shots.

I’m only a T-6 trainer because it takes more than just a good pilot to make a great wingman.


Since you’ve served, you’re now qualified to serve.

Our salty seals benched, but we’re still in this game. We won’t quit until we make it to the top of the mountain.

The harder I train, the more opportunities I get. Getting ready for my next adventure.

The only thing harder than learning how to fly is getting shot down and landing again.


The best way to stay in shape is to stay active. You never know when you’ll need to run.

Here we go!

When you’re in the military and you have to say “HI” over the phone, even though you’re in different states

We got our hands on some military-grade humor and are sharing it with you.


We got your back, America.

Have you ever felt like a soldier? Well, all the cool kids are.

Life’s a battlefield, and you’re the soldier in charge of defending what’s yours. Tread lightly on the terrain of peace or risk being trampled by your enemies.

We’re all about the camaraderie.


It’s not just a sweet, it’s a missile too.

I know how to polish my hats and I can run into a building like nobody’s business.

This one is for you, brother.

Life is too short to fly commercial.


So much more to be done, so much more to explore.

The Marine Corps is a special kind of place. It’s where Marines come together to work, train, and prepare for the future.

Trust me, the military has it all.

Let’s kick off our weekend with a little military.


The army knew I needed a haircut before my last operation.

Salute to all the soldiers who put their lives on the line for our freedom and liberty.

Get in and get dirty!

Playtime just got a little more serious.


You can’t buy happiness but you can buy boots.

Ready to roll.

If you don’t know this by now, I’m a sucker for a good pun.

Don’t you love the camaraderie of your squad? You’d do anything for them, wouldn’t you?


I love being a part of the military because.. you can fall asleep anywhere…

You’re a soldier. You get used to chewing on things like this.

There’s no better feeling than dropping that bomb on your target.

Everyone needs a little humor in their life.


Just keeping it real and being myself.

Serve with a smile and a wink.

Thank you for serving us!

What do you call it when an AF has its wings clipped?


Sometimes the best way to get what you want is to be the strongest.

#militaryappreciationday is not just a day to celebrate our service members. It’s also a chance for us to show them how much we appreciate them. Here’s to more freedom, food and fun!

The only thing better than a hot dog on a stick is a hot dog on a grill. #militarylife

When you’re a sergeant, no matter what uniform you’re wearin’, the troops still love you!


Don’t you just love the military?

You know you’re a real man when your joke is a recruitment poster.

The only thing more impressive than the military is the way they handle their business.

We don’t care how you feel. We just want you to get up and move.


I survived the escape room, but only barely.

We’re all in this together.

Make today count.

Military life is tough, but we do it because we love our country and have a sense of humor.


The only thing better than a good coffee is a good feed. You know what they say: bombs away!

I’m a soldier. I keep myself motivated.

You’re never too old to wear khakis. You just need a bit of practice.

I’m not a drill sergeant, I’m a motherf-ing brand ambassador.


Here’s to the men and women who serve our country and give of themselves for all of us. Thank You!

We are always on the lookout for fresh recruits

When we’re not working or shopping, we’re catching up with our favorite people and sharing some good laughs.

Don’t underestimate the power of a well-placed emoji.


When your day is ruined by freak thunderstorms, but your training is ruined by fun.

We’re all in this together, whether we like it or not.

I’m not a soldier, but I was in the service—a very long time ago.

If a soldier can smile in the face of danger, why can’t I?


We are the proud owners of these two-legged tanks, so don’t even try to look at us funny.

When you need a good laugh, but no one’s around to hear you.

Sometimes you just have to take a break from being serious and go for the funny one.

Stay calm and serve like a soldier.


All I want for Christmas is a boot and an M4 assault rifle; If you’re not with me, you’re against me.

Have you ever seen a flagpole like this before?

We’re all about the training.

Always your wingman, always your best friend.


Stay prepared.

Don’t be afraid of the military. They will stand by you through thick and thin, rain or shine and they are always looking for ways to pass the time.

Serving in the Army was an adventure I’ll never forget. Some of my best memories are from life at Fort Bragg, and I still have friends there who keep me up to date on current events.

We all need a little bit of the army in our lives.


I love my job because I get to go home after work and tell jokes about things that happened at work.

You know the drill. When you get out of bed this morning, you look in the mirror and go, “Whoa. I’m a Captain.”

When you’re stuck in traffic and it’s the best thing that’s happened all day

We’re at war with bad ideas and make-believe. You in?


We are ready for anything, we got your back.

A soldier can only fire when the enemy is in sight.

How many times have you asked yourself, “Am I a weakling?”

Military Humor: If you haven’t served in the military, the best way to make fun of the military is to have someone who has serve as your role model.


Just look at all those guns!

How many marines does it take to change a light bulb? None. We just used our M16.

Hey, buddy. Looks like you’ve been doing some pushups.

If you’re willing to die for your country, learn to drive stick.


Don’t get lost in the drills. Billow out your sleeves, and fly. They’re gonna need a new recruit soon.

When you get a haircut.

We’ve got your back, but only if you’ve got ours.

If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem.


Hey, what’s up? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.

When you’re chilling at the beach with your army bestfriend and the sun is out, it’s hard to stay inside.

There are many ways to honor our military. One way is with coffee-infused treats.

“I don’t usually post about work, but I just wanna say thanks for all the support.”


Life is short. Do the things you love and make each day count…like being a king or an officer.

We salute the brave men and women who serve and sacrifice for this country. Thank you for always putting our safety first.

We’re not in the business of making your days suck. We’re in the business of making them awesome, and we’d be happy to help you out with that.

The only time you should be in a firefight is when it’s in the firefight cookout.


The only thing we hate more than the enemy is our own lack of discipline. And we’re not afraid to show it.

We’re just doing our best every day to keep the nation safe.

We’re at our best when we are in the moment, doing what we love most.

When you’re in the moment, you don’t think twice.


It’s all about the little things in life. Like, the tiniest of victories are bigger than you think.

The best thing about military service is getting to shoot your friends.

We can all agree that the military life is not for everyone. Some people just don’t have the stomach for it.

Rollin’ with the most elite, and definitely wacky, squad.


Here’s to serving our country and giving back. Have a safe and happy Labor Day weekend!

I salute you. Drink up, soldier.

You can’t take a picture worth smiling at, but you can take a million shots of the same thing. Trust me, it will catch your eye.

We’re not in danger of a second Civil War, but we’re still at war with ourselves.


If you see a friendly face out there, please let them know we are ready for action!

Finding your inner warrior is the only way to march toward greatness.

Like the saying goes, if you’re not willing to fight, you might as well pack it in.

Don’t forget to check your gear before you go in, especially if you’re a newbie.


We’re always ready to serve.

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