Funny Quotes for WhatsApp Status

Funny Quotes for WhatsApp Status

Funny Quotes for WhatsApp Status are the best way to keep your friends entertained. They are funny and will make you smile.

We all need a good laugh, so why not check out these Funny Quotes for WhatsApp Status?

We have collected some of the best funny quotes for WhatsApp status and Facebook statuses. You can share these funny quotes with your friends and family members on social media and WhatsApp.

Funny Quotes for WhatsApp Status

I’m doing something I would never do in real life. 😎 #whatsppstatus

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Make every Monday the best day ever with these motivational quotes and memes.

“There is only one good in all this world, and that is humor.” – Oscar Wilde

“If you can’t find a smile in your heart, then find one in a bottle of wine.” -Unknown

When you’re sad, and then someone sends you a meme that makes you laugh out loud.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.

The most important thing is to make sure you have fun along the way.

We all have our moments of greatness.

“Your presence is more important than your product.”

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You’re never too old to make mistakes. You’re never too young to learn from them. -Anonymous

“This is a cup of coffee. It’s black because it’s filled with the darkest of thoughts.”

It’s not the years in your life that count, it’s the moments.

Life is not a dress rehearsal. It’s for real.

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In life, the only things that are certain are death and taxes. Everything else is uncertainty.

The only way to find the limits of the possible is to go beyond them…

Life is a journey, not a destination. It’s all about the journey and the unexpected adventures that await you at every turn.

“Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”

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Life is too short to live by anyone else’s standards but your own.

Life is a journey. Always take it with a smile.

Be your own best friend.

“You are the only person you will ever be wrong for.”

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Never underestimate the power of a well-written emoji.

Let’s make the jokes, and I’ll write them.

Only a fool would wear a smile while she has a chainsaw in her pocket.

Oh dear, I knew something was wrong but I didn’t know what. 🗣

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I’m not perfect, but I’ll pretend to be if you want.

When your time is up, don’t worry—it’s just the beginning.

Today is a good day to be alive.

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

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Have a great weekend and don’t forget to smile.

I don’t like Mondays because of the people, but I love them for the coffee.

“The best way to keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.”

I like being nice, but then again #WhatTheHellIsNice

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If you don’t like the way I look, then fuck off.

No matter how much you love something, it will always get old.

The best part of waking up is the smell of coffee in your veins

No matter how loud they yell, we can still hear them talking.

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“It’s a good idea to keep an open mind, but not so open that your brains falls out.”

You can always do better. But it’s always fun to do the same thing over and over again.

Sometimes you gotta have an all-nighter to get shit done.

I’m sick of having to be someone else.

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Its so hard to keep it together when you’ve got a smile on your face…

Life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you’re gonna get.

You are stronger than you think, you are braver than you believe and more beautiful than you realize.

The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to learn.

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Sometimes it takes more than a smile to make things better.

If life gives you lemons… make lemonade.

Life’s tough, but it’s even tougher when you’re a chicken.

No matter how many times we fall, we’re always going to get up.

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Life is better when you’re laughing and smiling.

Life is like a joke. Make it snappy.

Life is short, but your happiness is even shorter.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.

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It’s a really good time to make your dreams come true.

Life has its ups and downs, just never give up.

Sometimes you find someone who understands you so well, that they can read your mind.

There’s a thin line between genius and insanity. And I just wandered across it.

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I’m not a morning person—I’m a coffee plus-one.

When you’re celebrating something you did that was great, but the person you did it for doesn’t know it yet.

nothing breaks the ice like a good joke

A woman who smiles a great deal and is always willing to let you in on her secrets will be appreciated by every man.

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Nothing is more important than the ability to laugh in times of stress, pain, and heartbreaks.

Your life is like a funny movie. The more you laugh, the better it is.

if you love what you do, no one can take it away from you. if your passion is gone, don’t give up. there is a way back.

I might be too old to understand internet chat, but I’m not too old to laugh at it.

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You may be too old for this, but we’re hoping you’ll take us up on the offer.

I don’t care what you do as long as you do it with passion and enthusiasm.

When your hair is on fire, you will never need an ice bucket.

a shattered mirror is better than no mirror at all

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Here’s what friendship is all about: if you love it, set it free.

I’ve never been happier than I am right now.

Life is too short to wake up with regrets.

You don’t need to be a good writer. You just need to keep honing your skills.

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Every day is a gift—but some days it’s even better if you go for the rack!

“Work is the most potent weapon in the fight for freedom.

Being happy is not a feat, it’s just a choice.

There is no such thing as a small problem, only small people.

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“The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.”

A picture is worth a thousand words, but a video goes viral.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.

There’s no time to fall in love. You must do it first. But after that it’s forever.

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Life is like a box of chocolates—you never know what you’re gonna get.

The only way to keep your life from being boring is to make it exciting.

Life is like a ride in an amusement park, and it’s the little things in life that make you go “WOAAH!”

An intelligent person is one who uses his or her brain. A wise person is one who lives life fully aware of its meaning and values. That’s a good life to me.

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You can’t control what other people think of you, but you can control how you react to them.

We all have our own style of doing things.

If a pre-order doesn’t work out, try again with a different retailer.

When you’re in a bit of a rut and need some inspiration, look no further than these cheesy sayings.

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You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to say this…

Life is a journey. Only the time of our lives can tell us where it’s going.

Are you ready for the weekend? I am. This is not a joke.

The greatest thing about being a parent is that it makes you appreciate life in a whole new way. #parenting

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Sometimes all you need is a little perspective, and that’s what we are providing 🛣

A picture speaks a thousand words, but we’re packing jokes in with em.

I’ve always believed that doing what you love is the key to a fulfilled life.

If you don’t plan on doing anything interesting this weekend, set a reminder for Monday.

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Every morning I get up and put on my face. Then, I look in the mirror and say, “Where do you think you’re going?”

There’s no such thing as a bad day to be happy. Because it’s all about the attitude, not the weather. ☀☕

a wise man once said, “you can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.”

The only way to keep your kids out of jail is to put a lock on the bathroom door.

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The only time you should use a funny quote for WhatsApp status is when you are looking for a good laugh.

When your friends start scrolling through your pics and begin commenting, don’t be afraid to throw some shade

Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So make sure you enjoy every moment.

Sometimes it’s better to leave the party early and go home.

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“Waking up to a world where everything is possible.” – unknown

Life is short. I’m short on time, so I’m going to take the shortest point of view.

the best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the crowd

If you’re not willing to fight for your ideas, they’ll always be someone else’s ideas.

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It’s not always about being thin, but rather about looking thin.

The best things in life are funny, free and don’t require money.

Stop what you’re doing, grab your phone and send this to all your friends.

Friends can be lifesavers…even when you’re trying to have a good time.

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What’s life without a little bit of irony?

“When you’re not in the mood for fun, just pretend like it’s fun.” – John Mayer

Life is a selfie, and it’s even better when you’re laughing.

Never stop asking questions or never stop learning. They will always make you a better person.

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There are two types of people in the world: those who have been given lemons, and those who like lemonade.

I don’t care how many times you say it, I will never change my mind.

This is the life: there is nothing you can’t do if you always put your mind to it.

What doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger.

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All the good things come to those who wait.

Life is too short not to be funny.

We don’t need to be friends. We are just not doing a good job at staying away from each other.

Hi, I’m the best thing that has ever happened to you.

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Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So make this your best day ever!

If you have anything better to do, do it. But don’t forget to send me a funny picture of yourself!

What’s the meaning of life? Gotta believe in something.

“When life gives you lemons, learn how to make lemonade.”

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Your words are enough to change the world. Make it a good one.

The internet. It’s a wonder drug in every sense of the word.

Being a friend is like a flower. You have to work hard at it and keep growing.

Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you can’t stay young at heart.

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Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.

It’s better to have a little pain now than a lot of pain later

Not everyone learns from their mistakes… but others learn from yours #quotes

Life is too short, so drink like a fish and remember to smile.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And send that person a friendly reminder to get their act together

I took a selfie, but honestly—it was worth it.

You know you’re a meme when people actually start making memes about you.

You are not defined by your past, you are defined by your future.

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The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others

Yes, this is the real me. No, I don’t know why I’m so excited today.

Life is too short to be serious all the time.

“Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”

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The only thing that changes is the hashtag.

There’s no good or bad, just my opinion 🤷♂️

There’s nothing wrong with a little bit of cheese in your life.

You can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, success is bound to follow.

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We’re not the least bit sorry we’re not sorry.

Life is too short to be ordinary.

No matter who you are, if you haven’t seen it yet, then it didn’t happen.

You don’t have to be perfect to be awesome.

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Just because you can’t see it, doesn’t mean it’s not there.

There’s no better feeling than when a friend uses a fresh quote to brighten up your day.

“Life is too short for bad jokes.” – Richard Pryor

If you want to meet a nice guy, go out with one. If you want someone to love you forever, go home with one.

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You’re the best of everything that’s going on in my life.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.

“”There’s no need to be perfect, just be you.”

The only things you will ever regret are the chances you didn’t take.

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Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but only one person is entitled to be right.

You can only choose how you live your life, but not how you die.

Some people are like sliders—they make you look at them.

I’m not afraid of dying, but I am afraid of being bored.

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I’m not a morning person, but I’d rather be an evening person.

What’s the worst that can happen? Your friends will think you’re funny.

Friends are like super-fries—always crispy on the outside, soft on the inside

It’s not the size of your heart, but the size of your laugh that matters.

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If you don’t smile, what are you scared of?

Ask me what I want for my birthday. I will tell you: to be happy with myself and grateful.

“I know what I want and I don’t give a damn what you want.

Always keep your options open, if you don’t, life will close them for you.

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I’ve never been so scared of a good thing in my life

Life is not just a journey, it’s an adventure.

Some people can’t be trusted, don’t believe them unless they have four legs and a tail

Don’t be afraid to take a risk when you’re taking a shot.

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“Good thing I am insane, because anyone else would have a better chance at understanding this.” -Arthur Schopenhauer

Life is not all about having a goal, it’s about striving to achieve that goal.

Happy Monday! Here’s some good morning inspiration with our favorite quotes for whatsapp status.

Quote a day brightens up my day, makes me smile and brings a little sunshine into the world.

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A broken heart is a beautiful thing. We just need to find the right person to put it back together.

Being funny is the second most popular occupation on earth. The first is being unemployed.

Turn off your phone and you will be surprised what happens

Life is so short…do not waste time in waiting

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The only thing that brought us together is our differences.

when you get a chance to say thanks to someone, take it

Don’t let the naysayers get you down.

Life may seem like a big adventure, but it’s really just one long moment.

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If you’re not where you want to be, all you can do is change your direction, if it doesn’t work out, then at least you tried.

If you are reading this, it’s already too late for me.

Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.

I’ve got a lot of things to accomplish, but they’re all resting on one foot.

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We are just a bunch of humans giving each other funny quotes to make us feel better about the time it takes to wake up in the morning.

Friends are so fun to have, they make you feel happy just by being with them. #quote

Life’s too short to wait for a better day. So go out there, live it and have some fun

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.

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Your friends will never see you coming.

Its better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

What are you waiting for? You’ve already waited long enough.

Let’s get together and have a drink, I’m feeling like drinking.

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“It’s better to be disappointed than bored.” – Winnie the Pooh

“Don’t wait for people to want you, be the person they want.”

A photo is worth a thousand words. So I’ll just say this: “I’m not wearing pants today.”

If today could go like yesterday, I wouldn’t have to worry about tomorrow.

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“If you’re not failing, you’re not trying hard enough.” -Steve Jobs

“To see the whole of life from any one standpoint is but to see a part of it.” (Henry David Thoreau)

Get inspired with these funny quotes and jokes for whatsapp status.

Nothing is more beautiful than a woman who can make you smile just by being herself.

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There’s a thin line between genius and madness. And we can never tell the difference.

It’s a beautiful day outside. 👌🏻 Let’s be more excited about it!

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

The best way to have a great time is to start it.

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Make your face part of the movement.

Nothing can stop us but our lack of discipline.

If the sky was made of popcorn, I’d be eating it.

You can’t take the sky from me, but you can make me realize how small it is.

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The best way to eat an elephant is one bite at a time.

Life is short, live while you are still young!

Don’t just go through life, it’s a party—make it fun.

You can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes-you just might find, you get what you need.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.

Sometimes you have to laugh at life because it’s BS.

Never underestimate the power of a good laugh.

When you’re bored and you have the most important thing to do, start by not doing it.

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There’s no better moment than the present. Let’s make the most of it today.

I’m ready to put it all out there, take a risk and see what happens.

Its never too late to start over. Its never too early to re-write history.

It’s a small world, but we can make it big.

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You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline — Frank Zappa

The only thing that’s gonna be bigger than our hearts is our Facebook page after we’re married

Life is too short to be anything but awesome.

“Life is a tragedy when seen from the top of the hill, but a comedy in the valley.”

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Never underestimate the power of uplifting weather.

If you have time to laugh at yourself, you have time to get things done.

It’s always fun to annoy your friends.

the human race is divided into two classes: the people who count and the people who don’t

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The only constant is change. Your reaction to it is what makes life worth living.

Good Morning, good morning… the sun is up, the sky is blue. A day like any other. What are you waiting for? Hop in!

It’s easy to smile when you have no reason to. It’s hard to smile when it matters.

Life isn’t about how many breaths we take but about the moments that take our breath away.

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Me: We’re not doing it. You: Yes we are. Me: No, you’re not!

Don’t be afraid to take a leap of faith. It’s when you fall hard that you learn to fly.

The key to happiness is hard work. The key to hard work is perseverance.

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