Short Funny Captions for Best Friend

Short Funny Captions for Best Friend

Need some quick, funny captions for your best friend’s photos? We’ve got you covered.

Whether you’re looking for the perfect caption for a cute photo of your BFF, or just want to make your pals laugh with a witty caption, we’ve got the best short jokes and captions for all of your bestie needs!

Short Funny Captions for Best Friend

If you’re my best friend, then you get to do all the things I’ve never done before.

Your friend’s life is a #yolo and you should be glad, because without it you would never know how cool they are.


When you’re out with your best friend, you’re not just two people. You’re one person and one dog—who also happens to be a cat.

The best part about having a best friend is when you can ask her to do one thing and she does it immediately.

My best friend is the one person who knows me better than I know myself. I wouldn’t give this gift to anyone else but her.

When a man calls you baby, he means it.


I’ve got you covered if you don’t have a man.

My best friend is an angel. He’s the reason I’m alive. My angel.

It’s always a good time to get together with my bestie.

BFFs forever, I swear.


She is the person you turn to when you’re missing a leg, or when you need someone to play footsie with.

I’m not sure what’s funnier: Your face when you come upon the joke or your reaction to it.

You know I would do anything for you.

The only friend I can have is myself.


The best one always knows where they’re going, even if they don’t know where they are.

What’s your best friend like? Mine is always talking about how cute you are. I wish I had someone who would tell me that all the time.

Best friends, best buds. You guys are like peanut butter and chocolate—the perfect combo.

You’re the best thing that has ever happened to me, and I don’t care who knows.


If you’re my best friend, I hope we always stay on the same page. But don’t worry, if we end up going in different directions, I’ll be there to catch you when you fall…

If you’re not careful, your best friend will grow up and buy a car.

You’re my favorite person, I love you.

Even when you’re not around, I’ll always be your best friend.


Looking for a girl who’s not afraid to stand out and sing her own song? Look no further than me.

No matter how far you’re separated, I will always be a best friend.

If your best friend could take away any negative feeling in your life, what would it be?

From my friend to yours, I don’t want to lose you.


It’s not if you are going to win, it’s when you are going to win.

I’ve got a new best friend: my phone. It’s like we’re always on a first date.

My best friend is like a grown up but I can still sit on her lap.

“My best friend and I, we’re like peas in a pod. We never hang out with people who are different than us.


Bestie: the one who says “sure” when you ask her to go out with you. Friend: the one who cancels plans after she gets sick.

When you can’t remember her name and she forgets your number.

I’m so grateful to have you as my best friend.

Life is too short to be boring.


That’s what I call a best friend.

“Nobody’s perfect, but I’m pretty close.”

I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but we’re really good friends.

The only friend I need is good old-fashioned friendship.


Say Hi to my favorite possible shade of pink.

When you’re blue and you’ve got a face like that, it’s time to go shopping.

Your smile is more radiant than a thousand suns.

She’s the best friend I could ever ask for. She’s there for me whenever I need her, and she never judges me. She is perfect in every way.


I can’t wait to be your best friend, because you are my favorite person in the entire world.

Best friend is the only person who can make you feel like your normal self.

My best friend is a man who looks like Gollum with a tan.

You’re my best friend in the whole world. Let’s go for a bike ride, yeah?


I’ve never met a more loyal friend than you, and I’m blessed to have you as my bestie.

You know I’ve got your back. You’re like my best friend and you always will be. But this time, I don’t know how to take it

A best friend is one who never makes you cry and will always be there for you when your heart is broken or shattered.

Besties, we’re always there for each other. And at the same time, we’re busy trying to squeeze in our own lives.


If you’re not getting enough hugs this morning, I’ll be waiting in the car.

This is the realest thing I’ve ever said.

I want to be your backup dancer because that’s where the party is.

I’m not gonna lie, that was pretty badass.


Best friends are like two single people with great chemistry, who choose to share an apartment.

You’re a little bit like me: you’re great at everything. But you’re a total mess. You’re the kind of friend I’d want by my side no matter what life threw at me ♥

No matter how tough times get, you’re still my best friend.

I’ll be your best friend, you’ll be my biggest fan…and now we both have a new thing to yell at each other about


When your best friend gives you a hard time or makes you cry, tell them this: You are family.

Love is a tough thing to put into words. But there is one way I know you feel it: when we’re together, you’re constantly trying to find the words for me.

We’ve been best friends since we were kids. That’s a story for another time, though.

Nothing like the feeling of catching a godzilla sized grin.


When you’re together, there’s no place like home.

We need to talk about your unibrow.

I’ll be there when you need me.

Every good friend is a great friend.


If you’re my best friend, then…we’ve got nothing to say.

When you’re best friends, when your life is a perpetual pit stop, the only place left to land is the funny side.

The best friends never let you down. They’re always there for you no matter what.…That’s why they’re your best friend.

Sappy, but true: It’s a special thing to have a best friend like you.


I only have one best friend in this world. Is it me?

Tell me, what do the words “bestest friend ever” mean to you?

I’m not your best friend. I’m your only friend.

Life’s too short to be boring.


One thing about a good friend: even when you’re doing something dumb, he’ll make you feel like you’ve nailed it.

When you’re feeling blue, just remember that all your friends are here for you.

I know you’re busy, but can we have this conversation?

She’s always fighting for you, because she knows how hard it is.


I hope you’re sitting down for this.

If you’re going to steal my thunder, we should at least do it together.

You’re not just my best friend. You’re my bestest friend, and I couldn’t have asked for a better one! #BestFriend

“My best friend is the one who makes me laugh when I’m at my lowest and cheers me up when I’m at my highest.”


We’re best friends. We’ve been through a lot together and I’d like to think you always have my back. Thanks for being there when it counts.

I thought you’d want to know, that I’m obsessed with you. And I’ve made some notes on how to make this relationship work.

I love you because you are strong and kind of a badass. I want to be like you when I grow up (and stop being so dang nice)

I’m so glad we get to be best friends. It makes me feel like I maybe belong in this world.


When I look at you, I see the best friend I never had.

You’re the only one I can count on to not call my bluff and just assume that I’m crazy. Thanks for being there, Sis.

It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it! 👍

“If you’re feeling down, just remember that it’s better to be alone than to be with someone who isn’t even as foolish as you.”


I can’t be mad at you when you look so good.

The best thing about being married is having someone who will write your caption for you.

I love you, I’m a little weird and you’re my best friend.

you are my best friend. and i love you so much.


You’re my everything, and I’m your very best friend.

Sometimes, your best friend just needs a little push in the right direction.

If you ever have a friend who asks to borrow your phone and you say yes, be prepared for the outcome.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, then you’re worth my entire battery.


You are the sunshine in my life, the apple of my eye.

If you happen to see this, it’s because we’re best friends and I’m out of town. But hey—I’ll be back in time for dinner! 👋🏻

All I have to say is “I’m sorry. I love you.”

Best friends don’t let each other fall down.


Perks of being best friends with the most amazing person they’ll ever meet:

I’m not just your best friend. I’m also your wingman.

Who needs a best friend when you’ve got your own brand to back?

Someone’s got a crush, but they’re not telling anyone. #stayquietplease


You’re the voice of reason in a world full of chaos, the soft spot on my heart, and the best friend I could ask for. Happy Birthday, you!

When you’re late for a date, but can’t seem to care.

The best way to show someone you care? Surprise them with a “call me in the morning” text. 👍

I’m the type of friend that would give you a call when your car breaks down and tell you it’s just a flat.


I can’t believe we hang out all the time, but don’t remember each other’s names.

Sometimes life is better with a good friend.

I’m always down to watch a movie.

This is the only thing that can make my day.


When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you high-interest loans, use them to pay off your credit cards.

When you’re looking for one more to take on the world with you.

I’m not sure what’s going on here but I think it’s a good thing.

There’s nothing like a best friend who makes you laugh.


You’re my best friend, but I don’t know why. We fight all the time.

I’m the funniest person you know. But I could be even funnier if I smiled more.

You’re the best friend I never had.

You make me laugh so hard, I’m crying.


Your best friend is like a wavy road that feels so good when you’re on it but also makes you feel bad in the long run because of all the bumps 😂

This is my best friend. Ever.

You’re always my bestie; you have to be a part of this!

“When you’re away from me, I feel like I’m the only one that remembers…that it’s just us. ❤️😍


If you’re reading this, it means I’m alive. And my best friend will be there for me no matter what

There are times when a friend will make you feel like you should be ashamed of who you are. When that happens, remember it’s all about the journey and not the destination.

I don’t care if it’s raining or snowing, I’ll always be your sunshine

If a friend has a problem, help them solve it


Nothing is better than being best friends with someone who is always down for a good time.

When you get drunk and make out with your best friend.

The only thing that’s better than one best friend is two best friends.

You’re the best friend I ever had, but you’re a real pain in my ass.


the best thing about being friends with you is that I can be myself all the time.

The only good thing about being alone is having you as my best friend.

The best thing about being your friend is that you get to be yourself around me.

I’m not jealous of your life. I’m jealous of your best friend.


Never have a bad day. Because your best friend will always make it better.

I don’t care how old you are, you always have the best jokes.

It’s not a competition—just a friendly reminder that you should always wear your heart on your sleeve, because if you don’t, someone else will.

There’s no stress to be found in your best friend. Just happiness and laughter.


Having a best friend is like having an extra brain. You can tell each other anything and they keep it to themselves.

Life is better when you have a best friend.

When you’re too tired to be funny, but funny enough to make me laugh.

Your cat is the best wingman in the world.


Always remember that your best friend will always be there for you.

She’s the only person who knows me better than I know myself.

Just got back from the gym and my best friend is covered in dirt. ☝🏻

I know you’re a little slow, but don’t take it out on me.


If you’re lucky enough to have a best friend, you’re blessed. If your best friend happens to be me, you got one hell of a deal.

Best friends are like diamonds—you never know if they’re real until they’re gone.

My best friend is a girl who’s so smart she has to wear a sweater two sizes too small just to be average.

What’s the point of having a best friend if you can’t laugh at them?


Her smile is contagious, her laugh is belly-laughworthy and her laugh is the best part of a good day.

My best friend and I go through life together. We talk, we laugh and we cry. She makes me want to be a better person.

If you’re a girl, you’ll know that friendship comes in many forms.

The best kind of friend knows way too much about your life, but keeps it to herself.


When I text you for a quick chat, it’s not a request. It’s an order.

I think it’s official: we’re best friends. I like to call you my “partner in crime.”

Stop trying to be so damn perfect. You’re better than a lot of people you know.

You are the reason I get up every day.


You know me better than I know myself.

When they’re in dresses, you can tell that they’re girls.

It’s the little things that count.

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